Wednesday, March 17, 2010

shhhhh! This post is top secret! Read at your own peril!


Listen very carefully. This is important. The world as you know it could be at stake depending on how you answer these questions.
1) Do you think that having a talent for breaking things could quite possibly be the best talent ever known to man?

2) Would you risk your life to rescue a bag of sand?

3) Do you think a sword is more high-tech than a gun?


If you answered "NO" to any or all of these questions, I have bad news for you. You are under the control of the Evil Librarians. If you want to know the truth about how your world is under the control of the Evil Librarians, then you must read the memoirs of Alcatraz Smedry. This information is only available because his story is being published as fiction under the title Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians. Alcatraz has been forced to use the pseudonym Brandon Sanderson.

Hurry, read the book before the Evil Librarians discover what this book is REALLY about and all the copies will be pulled off the shelves and destroyed! Hurry! Before it's too late.

16 comments:

nanmarino said...

I'm a librarian and I'm wondering how he found out the truth about us. Looks like a very fun book.

C.R. Evers said...

Wow! You Librarians are quick to sniff out an info leak!

Hurry everyone, there's less time than I had expected! :0O

Rena said...

This is the second time I've seen this book mentioned online today. :)

C.R. Evers said...

It's soooo funny! And a strong voice.

Lisa Green said...

I HAVE to have that book!! I knew it!!

C.R. Evers said...

YaY, Lisa! I'm so glad you got this message before the Evil Librarians can delete it! Whew! That was a close one for you.

Janice Green said...

I'm a retired librarian... Somehow this one slipped by. Gotta find it and READ IT!

Dani Duck said...

Your post on Verla's site caught my eye. This post is chocked full of fun. I'm following you now.

BTW do you have a Twitter account? I'd like to follow you if so. People who make fun posts have the best tweets. If not you need to get one!

Christina Farley said...

Sounds like a really fun book! Great blog post too.

C.R. Evers said...

Janice! Is "retired" a code word to mean that you've come over to the "good" side? I've never been good with codes. I hope so, because you've always seemed so nice. ;0)

awwwwww, thnx Dani! You made my day. I do have a twitter account under @CREvers, I"m also on Facebook under Christy Handkins Evers. I tend to Facebook more than Twitter, because FB lets me play with more letters and words. (plus, it's a great tool for spying on the Evil Librarians)

Thnx Christina!

Bish Denham said...

Oh gee Christy I'll have to see if the book slipped past the evil librarians at my local library.

edithspage said...

Cute! Sounds like a good one.

edithspage said...

Cute! Sounds like a good one.

C.R. Evers said...

I hope they still have one Bish!

It' is edith. It's hysterical. It also tells the truth about authors and why we REALLY write. ;0)

Jacqui said...

I love this whole post. Must find the book. Though there is no doubt that we in my house are breaking things experts...

C.R. Evers said...

Jacqui, you don't know how blessed you are to have such a talent in your house. In that case, you need not fear the Evil Librarians. They need to fear you! ;0)